Feb 18
of the day
song: 50 cent majic stickkkkkkk—————-D
quote: “It doesn’t matter how slow you go as long as you don’t stop.” -my grandpa (confusedifsoufksajfmuthafucka)
Feb 18
Klassy Kondoms
Did you know… Marc Jacobs and chanel sell condoms. So, if youre a dumbass and don’t use birth control then you can use klassy kondoms bitchass
Feb 18
More Heads Than One..
Did you know… that head massagers make great vagine massagers? It does all the work without getting your fingers dirty. And are cheaper. Also, you should get it because its super ribbed and goes any direction and you can twist the “fingers” together or spread apart. And if youre going to a bridal shower and don’t want to be inappropriate in front of your friends mom you can give it as a gift.
